• should not eat so much sugar. Sugar leads to toothache, toothache leads to pain, pain leads to suffering. Mmhmm. #fb #
• must not eat sugar. Sugar is the tooth killer. Sugar is the little death that brings total oblivion. (For the Dune/Earthworm Jim fans) #fb #

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• struck gold. #fb #

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• received what can only be described as "a load a schnacks and tay" as a birthday present from the sister. Thanks, Lorraine! #fb #

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• just turned 36, or turned 36 8 hours ago, depending on your perspective. #fb #

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• was having a great time at Sunsplash until the water pumps all stopped working. No slides are running with no ETA for a fix. #fb #

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• just saw another TV movie actor level doppelgänger of someone I know at the same karaoke place as last week's. #fb #

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• Dear whoever thinks their Apple ID is 'johnmc', it's not, because that one is mine. Muahahahaha. Hope you enjoy Mountain Lion. #

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• would like opinions on the current Irish healthcare system from those back in the homeland. #fb #

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• I just ousted Annette J. as the mayor of Old Soul Coffee on @foursquare! http://t.co/wEVrbQjc #

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• Apparently only iceberg is in season. @ Quiznos http://t.co/9ZiXXHWg #

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